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apparentlyandy: purplenurples3j: tumbrloslav: thesecretmichan: ihavethisblog: amberleighjoy: Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.  So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give. #this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way. 
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apparentlyandy:

purplenurples3j:

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:


Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way. 

I love you, gigantic hairless cat

jambonumberfive: So for the past few days some Christian preachers from the US have been on my city’s most popular shopping street, aggressively telling people that they are full of sin and that God hates them. Every single day people have been arguing with them and heckling. They have been causing quite a stir. Today, however, the police came along and told them to stand down. They were told to stop, lest they be arrested for breach of the peace. Yes, the police told Christian street preachers to ‘logic or GTFO’. Thank you Strathclyde Police.
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jambonumberfive:

So for the past few days some Christian preachers from the US have been on my city’s most popular shopping street, aggressively telling people that they are full of sin and that God hates them.
Every single day people have been arguing with them and heckling. They have been causing quite a stir. Today, however, the police came along and told them to stand down. They were told to stop, lest they be arrested for breach of the peace.

Yes, the police told Christian street preachers to ‘logic or GTFO’.
Thank you Strathclyde Police.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

themasterslover: audreyii-fic: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST UGH I—- CHRIST let’s talk about things that aren’t okay this episode was the first doctor who episode that ripped my heart stomped on it nad ripped it to pieces
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themasterslover: audreyii-fic: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST UGH I—- CHRIST let’s talk about things that aren’t okay this episode was the first doctor who episode that ripped my heart stomped on it nad ripped it to pieces
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themasterslover: audreyii-fic: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST UGH I—- CHRIST let’s talk about things that aren’t okay this episode was the first doctor who episode that ripped my heart stomped on it nad ripped it to pieces
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themasterslover: audreyii-fic: tavrispriteling: land-shart: look at dat acting JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST UGH I—- CHRIST let’s talk about things that aren’t okay this episode was the first doctor who episode that ripped my heart stomped on it nad ripped it to pieces
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themasterslover:

audreyii-fic:

tavrispriteling:

land-shart:

look at dat acting

JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST

UGH I—-

CHRIST

let’s talk about things that aren’t okay

this episode was the first doctor who episode that ripped my heart stomped on it nad ripped it to pieces

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time.
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wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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